What guests like most? Super clean. Super comfortable. Super Host.
Full use of second story fully furnished private apartment. Renovated, registered historic Chicago multi-apartment bungalow located in the northwest corner of the city and close to O'Hare airport.
Recreational and medical marijuana users are welcome. Outdoor smoking only.
This two-bedroom home away from home is designed with home living in mind for those who like all the extras including a kitchen with full size appliances equipped with all the cooking tools you need to create your favorite recipes. Restaurants and coffee shops everywhere. Grocery stores and convenient shops within walking distance.
Free high-speed fiber Wi-Fi internet, a large 55" screen TV with streaming capabilities.
Complimentary breakfast includes coffee, tea, pancake mix, oatmeal and pop tarts. Also microwave popcorn for late night snacking. Spices and condiments are also provided with a BBQ grill on the backyard deck.
Bring the dog! Up to 2 well-behaved dogs are allowed.
Family friendly quiet neighborhood. Extra fee for dogs $20 per dog per night.
PLUS FREE street parking. I will hold you a spot right out front on your arrival for easy unloading. Just let me know.
HOUSE RULES
(Most of this is to cover me legally in case anyone gets stupid)
GENERAL
• Leave the space as you found it.
• All guests and their visitors must follow these house rules.
• Must be 25+ to book. Under 25? Have your parents contact me—I make exceptions, especially with good reviews.
• Instant Book is for travelers, not locals
• This is not a party house.
SAFETY & CONDUCT
• You're responsible for the safety of your kids and dogs, and for respecting neighbors.
• No candles or incense indoors. Outdoor mosquito candles are okay—in the backyard only. No open flames (except a match or lighter).
• Keep noise down, especially 11pm–8am. The stairs share a wall with my bedroom—please don’t stomp.
• Drunken, disorderly conduct = immediate eviction with no refund.
ENERGY & CLEANLINESS
• Turn off lights, A/C, fans, and TVs when not in use.
• Do not leave A/C running if gone for more than 2 hours—ask and I’ll cool the place down before you return.
• Close windows if it’s raining or when you leave.
• Take out trash and recycling to backyard bins (bags are under wastebasket liners—ask for more if needed).
• Do not leave cups, cans, or cigarette butts on the front porch or backyard—it's a shared space.
OCCUPANCY & VISITORS
• Max overnight occupancy: 10 people, including children. Infants (under 2) must be added to the reservation. Port-a-crib available—bring your own baby linens.
• Youth groups may exceed max with sleeping bags—ask first.
• Max 6 visitors at a time unless pre-approved for events.
• Overnight visitors are okay, but must be reported and will incur extra fees of $25 per person per night.
• All guests are responsible for their visitors following house rules.
FURNITURE & DAMAGE
• Move furniture for comfort—return it before checkout.
• Got little kids? Move breakables out of reach. Take photos to restore layout later.
• Spills? Dog pee? Tell me ASAP. I’ve got a cleaner that might save you money.
• Pet owners are liable for damage.
• Everything is photographed—break it, lose it, steal it…you buy it.
EMERGENCY EXIT
• Kitchen back door = emergency only. Triggers automatic police dispatch.
o False alarm = $300 fine.
o Unauthorized entry into basement/home = criminal charges.
PARKING & SECURITY
• Free street parking, but watch for street-cleaning signs—they tow.
• Park close to others to maximize space. Lock your car and don’t leave valuables.
DOGS & FEES
• Dogs: $20/night per dog (limit 2—exceptions possible, ask). Not included in online totals—pay cash upon arrival if not pre-arranged.
• No fireworks—I love dogs too much.
CHECK-IN / CHECK-OUT
• Early check-in allowed if ready—no fee.
• Late check-in is fine—just coordinate this with me.
• One towel set every 2 weeks:
• Dyed hair? I’ve got special towels and pillowcases—just ask, or you'll be charged for stains.
GRILLING
• No pots or pans on the gas grill. I have the tools—just ask.
CLEANLINESS & ISSUES
• On arrival, if something isn’t clean—call or text me right away. I’ll fix it. Don’t leave it in a review. And please forgive me….it was an oversight.
LEGAL STUFF
• Breaking these rules = breach of rental agreement and may result in eviction, charges, or police involvement.
• Booking through Airbnb, VRBO, Bookingdotcom, etc., confirms your agreement to these terms—no signature required.