Goat-Tastic Retreat: Tub, Fire Pit, Porch & Pool

Summary:
At Rustic Barnyard, we believe that hospitality is more than a service—it's our calling. With over 70 years of combined experience, the Fonzie Family is dedicated to creating memorable experiences through genuine care and intentional hospitality. We are here to serve and make every guest feel valued and cherished. Welcome to our home, where every stay is infused with warmth, joy, and a sense of belonging. We can’t wait to share our passion for hospitality with you-come relax, rejoice, & repeat.

The Space:
Welcome to the Rustic Barnyard (dotcom) in San Marcos, Texas-a boutique micro fam'otel stay in the SMTX Hill Country! Our San Marcos mini farm is a special place, a lovingly hand-built enclave of homes, agricultural space, fields, and wildflowers.

As soon as you step onto the property, our friendly Great Pyrenees farm dog, KIKO, will greet you with a wag. Relax on the screened-in porch or the front patio swing, and take in the sights of free-range chickens, curious guinea hens, and playful goats.

We’re now sharing The Farmhouse, a spacious two-bedroom, two-bath cabin that blends rustic charm with modern comforts. This inviting retreat features:

🔹 Primary bedroom – King-size bed + twin trundle (sleeps 2), 45” TV, and a magnificent clawfoot tub (chandelier included!)
🔹 Second bedroom – Cozy and perfect for extra guests
🔹 Full bath – Classic farmhouse style with a pedestal sink and walk-in shower
🔹 Fully stocked kitchen – Coffee/tea bar & all essentials for home cooking
🔹 Open living & dining space – 55” smart TV and a quaint country dining table
🔹 Screened-in front porch – Rocking chairs, patio table, and scenic views
🔹 Washer & dryer – In-cabin laundry for extended stays

Outside, gather around the fire pit (wood provided!), enjoy s’mores on us, or sip coffee in the porch swing while the morning sun rises over the pastures.

🔹 Additional Amenities:
✔ Free parking on the side of the cabin
✔ Kid-friendly space with games in the living room
✔ Extended stay discounts available
✔ 🏊‍♂️ Cool off in our 18' round, 4' deep communal tin trough pool — exclusively for Rustic Barnyard guests, featuring a shaded pool patio and relaxing deck for laid-back Hill Country hangouts!

Looking for more options? If your dates are unavailable, check out our other four cabins on our Host Profile!

Perfect Location for Exploring Hill Country
Step inside the gates and experience a peaceful farm retreat shared by family and friends who love small-yield farming and the quiet of the Texas countryside.

📍 Nearby Attractions:
🌊 San Marcos River & Downtown (7 miles) – Tubing, live music, and top-rated local restaurants
🥏 Flying Armadillo Disc Golf Club – A must-visit course for all skill levels!
🛍 San Marcos Premium Outlets (10 miles) – 240+ stores with incredible shopping deals
🎶 Gruene & New Braunfels (20-25 miles) – Home to Schlitterbahn Waterpark and Gruene Hall, Texas’ oldest dance hall
🌆 Austin & San Antonio (45 minutes) – Day trips to two of Texas’ most vibrant cities!

✨ Book your unforgettable farm stay today! Experience the best of San Marcos Hill Country—where nature, comfort, and adventure meet.

Guest Access:
Guests have access to the entire property, though we of course request that you use common sense and respect the privacy of the other guests staying here. ***There are four additional cottages on site…so we’re hoping you’ll want to return and try them all!!!

The Neighborhood:
The Rustic Barnyard is nestled in the majestic oak groves of San Marcos. This beautiful area is known as part of the Texas Hill Country! This property is safely located towards the top of a hill at the end of a cul-de-sac, surrounded by amazing people who love mini-farming.

Getting Around:
Although we are in close proximity to all the wonders of San Marcos, we highly recommend renting a car to really explore all that the Hill Country has to offer.

We're found in farm country, but there's still lots to do!
We're just 1 mile from the Flying Armadillo Disc Golf Club Course.
We are 7 miles away from Texas State University-Bobcat Stadium.
We love the Five Mile Dam Parks, a fabulous spot for river swimming, fishing and picnicking.
The Old Lime Kiln trailhead is 6.5 miles away; it leads to the beautiful 250-acre spring lake natural area.

Or jump into the San Marcos River with an inner tube or kayak!
Reserve a spot with the Clear Kayak Sunset Glow Tour, reservation necessary!
Check out Wonder World Cave and Park, a one-of-a-kind theme park, known as the first show cave in Texas.

Or check out the opportunities for dining and drinking. San Marcos is home to fine restaurants and a half dozen craft breweries.
Beyond that brief (and admittingly woefully inadequate) list there are dozens more recreational opportunities. Let's talk!!!

Other Things to Note:
You'll have access to a well stocked kitchen with everything you need for cooking a delicious meal. But Uber eats will deliver as well!

***In unit washer/dryer available***

Parking is available in front of the Farmhouse and is accessible by following the dirt road straight to the Farmhouse. When you enter the gate, proceed traveling straight and park to the left of the Farmhouse. Please park 1-2 vehicles tandem. Do NOT park on left side of driveway, space reserved for the Country Cottage guests.

A smart TV has streaming capabilities for Netflix, HULU, Amazon Prime and YouTube.

The Farmhouse has Starlink internet for rapid WIFI speeds!

Please don't smoke inside. Smoke whatever you have outside.

Sorry, no pets. There are free range/wandering chickens and guinea hens on site, corralled goats and a loving, working farm dog, Kiko. ***WE KINDLY ASK THAT YOU “DO NOT” FEED THE ANIMALS UNLESS GIVEN PERMISSION TO…IF THE ANIMALS ARE GIVEN THE WRONG FOOD, THEY CAN POTENTIALLY GET VERY SICK.***

Interaction with Guests:
Our family of Super Hosts strive to provide an exceptional guest experience, through intentional hospitality and servitude. We are grateful and honored for the opportunity to serve you, friends and family!