First off, I scheduled this not so blast from the past on Hotels which did not mention ANYWHERE that it had no air conditioning. Something that I looked for and unless it says it doesn't have it, it usually has it. The Vacasa site - which I didn't even know was a website until I was invited to it after scheduling this place - marks that it has no A/C, but it was not marked on Hotels. Major error which I didn't discover until I checked in - way too late at that point.
So, beyond that massive issue - because had that info been on the Hotels site, I *never* would have stayed here to give this review. The politest thing I can say is that the 80s called, they want their wallpaper and decor back. I hope I can post pictures...the wallpaper was peeling off the walls (probably due to being steamed in the stuffy closed up sweat box they call a condo).
The mattresses were so far beyond firm, I'd like to compare them to a cinder block, but in the interest of fairness, it wasn't quite that hard. It was still awful. I recognize the bedspread, I had almost the exact same one as a kid...I think you should donate it to a museum and get something made in the last 20 years.
The sheets were clean and nice. No complaints. The towels were by far the nicest things in this condo. There were enough of them for the 7 days we were there, they were thick, absorbent, and relatively soft.
If you could consider placing toilet paper that is at least two ply in the bathrooms, I'm sure everyone who has the displeasure to stay here will appreciate it. Oh, if you get a chance maybe consider moving the toilet paper holder so it isn't shoving into one's side while they try to use the bathroom?
While I'm on the subject of bathrooms, can we talk about the shower? I realize that a tub shower combo kind of knocks out two birds with one stone, but ONLY if it's wide enough to fit an adult! The shower curtain should never get more up close and personal than my significant other. Please when you remove the peeling wallpaper, maybe think about putting in just a shower. Leave the tub in the other bathroom, but give the adults something they can fit in without being molested by the curtain.
The tile floors, while older, are still in moderately good shape and look nice - IF you fix the holes in the grout. Again, this is probably an issue of the house getting cold and then cooking in the sun causing grout to expand and contract and crack, but it needs dealt with. I stubbed my toe on the one big hole in the grout (near kitchen peninsula) and cut it...so this isn't just a decor issue, but a safety issue.
When we arrived we found a couple of dead bugs and there was some trash on the floor under the beds. Nothing extreme, but unpleasant to find.
The pots and pans were minimal - one skillet, one pot. Appliances included a toaster whose settings no longer work, a coffee machine, and a Keurig k-cup machine. The fridge needs a new filter - the light was on when we arrived. We did not use the ice or water from the fridge since the filter was red. The stove worked well for an older style gas stove. I prefer a gas stove so I was pleased with it. Older isn't a problem if the stuff works. There is a microwave above the stove, we didn't use it.
The chairs at the table - I remember these from when I was a kid too! They were at my mom's table! They are still sturdy and well made and not in need of an update except maybe for style, but honestly that's probably unnecessary. The credenza along the wall of the dining room/table space was a solid piece and nice, if outdated. If you updated the living room furniture (sofa and chairs), the table, credenza, end tables, coffee table, and dining chairs would all be fine.
The TV's supposedly have cable, but I never found the right settings to get any TV channels even after foll...