Hi Babes! Cher here. I know you’ve been searching for the perfect spot and I’m, like, totally buggin’ that you’re coming to stay with us. Isn’t this place classic? It’s way better than any party in the valley. AS IF! You should totally roll with your homies (up to 12) and come through for your best vacay yet. It’s got everything you need for some mega quality time and an amazing trip with your favorite humans ever. Isn’t that what life’s all about?
💖 While you’re crashing with us, you can do all my favorite things like watch morning cartoons on the couch, explore the town in your jeep, watch romantic movies with your totally hot date, be sure to have something baking, go shopping, give someone a makeover, and of course, party! There’s something killer in store for everyone. It's like I always say, the more the merrier! Even if you’re a virgin who can’t drive. Sorry, that was way harsh. I’m just, like, majorly, totally butt crazy in love with this spot. Its location has me more starstruck than if I saw Billie Holiday so read below for more deets. And just so you know, searching for a better spot is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
😎 Join the ranks of our amazing guests and we can totally be friends because we both know what it’s like for people to be jealous of us!
🗽 Finally, may I remind you that it does not say RSVP on the statue of liberty! But it does say “book here” below so don’t be totally clueless and come party like it’s 1995!
🛏️ SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS
Bedroom 1 ……….. 2 Sets of Bunk Beds
Bedroom 2 ……….. Queen Bed
Bedroom 3 ……….. 2 Sets of Bunk Beds
Bedroom 4 ……….. Queen Bed
🏠 IMPRESSIVE FEATURES
– Expansive living area with plenty of seating
– Full Kitchen with Coffee & Keurig
– Exclusive, Trendy & Themed Décor which provide all the photo ops
– Sleeps 12
– Prime Location
– Security Cameras
– Supply Starter Kit
📝 GUEST REGISTRATION
After you book your reservation, simply register your stay within 48 hours to gain access to our guest portal where you’ll find reservation and property details, access codes, and more. During registration, you’ll be asked to sign a rental agreement and upload your driver’s license and a selfie (don’t worry – it’s super simple!).
📜 HOUSE RULES
These are all no-brainers but we don’t want any confusion, so we’re gonna state the obvious:
– no smoking (for real)
– no parties (gatherings not exceeding max occupancy are cool)
– no rearranging furniture (leave the decorating to us)
💸 OPTIONAL FEES
The following fees are paid in addition to and after the reservation is paid for:
• $249 / pet, pet fee (only valid on properties that allow pets). Pets cannot be left unattended. This applies to ADA and service animals as well.
⚠️ MINIMUM AGE REQUIREMENTS
The primary renter must be at least 21 years old. Exceptions are made on a case-by-case basis. Contact us for details prior to booking.
🚫 We do not accept bookings from guests within a 50-mile radius.
📹 SECURITY CAMERAS:
Stay Minty properties may be equipped with exterior Ring Cameras/Doorbells.
📌 LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION!
Totally Clueless has a location that just can’t be beat! Get your steps in and check out the coolest local bars and restaurants that East Nashville has to offer - all within a casual stroll of our digs. A great live music spot, “The Basement East” is right around the corner. If you want even more excitement, grab an Uber to Downtown Nashville. You’re only 8 short minutes away from Broadway. If you want to check out the major tourist attractions, visit the nearby Titans Stadium, the Country Music Hall of Fame which is only a 7-minute drive or take your talents to the likes of the Grand Ole Opry in under 15. You’ll be right between Nashville’s best parks, tourist attractions, night life and the airport.
🧼 EVERY HOME, EVERY TIME
In a Stay Minty home, you’ll always find our bathrooms stocked with everything you need to get squeaky clean including shampoo, conditioner, and body wash. Our kitchens have all the essentials needed to prepare your favorite meal. Get your caffeine fix each morning with Keurig coffee pods included with every stay. We’ve even got your TV entertainment covered with hundreds of streaming options to choose from.
📦 SUPPLY STARTER KIT
No one wants to have to worry about getting to the store after traveling all day! That’s why we provide a supply starter kit – to get you through the first day or two of your stay. The kit includes a roll of paper towels, dish sponge, two dishwasher pods, five trash bags, dishwashing liquid, all-purpose cleaner, a small selection of coffee pods, hand soap, shampoo, conditioner, body wash and two rolls of toilet paper in each bathroom.
✨ Stay Minty homes are immaculate and well maintained by professionals who clean between every guest using the highest standards in the industry.
💚 OUR PROMISE
At Stay Minty, we’re a dedicated and small (yet mighty) team on a mission to bring more passion and joy into the world through shared experiences. And great news for you, we both have the same goal: for your stay to be nothing short of perfect. With that said, sometimes the unexpected happens. Our homes are houses, no different than yours. Maybe ours are a little cooler, but that’s why you’re here. If anything comes up, we promise to spring into action faster than Taylor Swift after a break-up and do everything we can to resolve it… and then maybe write a hit album about it. I mean, we are from “Music City, USA”.
📲 If you have any issues or are unhappy with your stay, be sure to call, text, or email us like a good friend so we can get your stay back to minty fresh.
We look forward to you booking our home and hosting your stay!!
xoxo,
Stay Minty!
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