4/10, Deficient
Carlos M.
21 de jul. de 2025
Què no li ha agradat: Neteja
When we checked in, the front door lock was broken — which I fixed, because apparently I’m also the handyman now.The neighborhood? Let’s just say if you like nightly lullabies of gunshots and entrepreneurial drug deals, this place is perfect.By day six, the toilet decided to join in on the chaos and started leaking. I shut off the water, rolled up my sleeves, and did my best Bob the Builder impression. The host finally sent someone… three days later. They fixed the leak but forgot the part where you clean up afterward — so we got a bonus gift: Eau de Septic.Every single lamp — yes, every one — was missing light bulbs, so we embraced the romantic glow of our phone flashlights. The master bedroom? Stuck at a cozy 78 degrees no matter what we did, because the house is held together with hope and duct tape.That said, the beds were comfy and the price was right. So if you’re handy, heat-resistant, and miss the thrill of the ‘hood — five stars.
Carlos M.
Estada de 10 nits (jul. 2025)