Summary:
At Rustic Barnyard, we believe that hospitality is more than a service—it's our calling. With over 70 years of combined experience, the Fonzie Family is dedicated to creating memorable experiences through genuine care and intentional hospitality. We are here to serve and make every guest feel valued and cherished. Welcome to our home, where every stay is infused with warmth, joy, and a sense of belonging. We can’t wait to share our passion for hospitality with you-come relax, rejoice, & repeat.
The Space:
Welcome to Rustic Barnyard (DOTCOM) in San Marcos, Texas—a boutique farm stay in the SMTX Hill Country! Our San Marcos micro farm'otel is a special place, a lovingly hand-built enclave of homes, agricultural space, fields, and flowers.
As soon as you step foot on the property, you’ll be greeted by our friendly Great Pyrenees farm dog, KIKO, who loves welcoming guests. Relax on your private rear patio in the shade while enjoying the sights and sounds of free-range chickens, curious guinea hens, and playful goats.
We’re now sharing The Chicken House, a charming two-bedroom, two-bath farmhouse rental. The name stuck because of the mysterious affinity our free-range chickens have for gathering around it! This newly remodeled cottage features:
- Large bedroom with a king-size bed
- Second bedroom with a full-size bed
- One large full bath with a pedestal sink and a family-size tiled shower
- A half bath with a gorgeous farmhouse sink
- Private screened-in porch with a bonus clawfoot soaking tub
- The open-concept living space connects the kitchen, dining, and living areas—perfect for families, couples, and groups. Outside, an oversized covered back porch glows with string lights and eclectic art pieces, creating the perfect ambiance. Relax by the stock tank fountain, soak in the clawfoot tub, or cozy up by your private chiminea (we provide the wood!).
🔹 Additional Amenities:
✔ Full kitchen with modern appliances
✔ Free parking on the side of the cabin
✔ Extended stay discounts available
✔ 🏊♂️ Cool off in our 18' round, 4' deep communal tin trough pool — exclusively for Rustic Barnyard guests, featuring a shaded pool patio and relaxing deck for laid-back Hill Country hangouts!
Looking for more options? If your dates are unavailable, check out our other four cabins on our Host Profile!
Perfect Location for Exploring Hill Country!
When you drive through the gate, you'll discover a magical retreat, a community of family and friends who share a love of small-yield farming and the peace and quiet of the Texas countryside.
📍 Nearby Attractions:
* Texas State University & Downtown San Marcos (7 miles) – Enjoy college-town vibes, great food, live music, and tubing on the San Marcos River.
* Flying Armadillo Disc Golf Club – One of the top disc golf courses in Texas!
* San Marcos Premium Outlets (10 miles) – Shop at 240+ high-end outlets for amazing deals.
* New Braunfels & Gruene (20-25 miles) – Visit Schlitterbahn Waterpark, historic Gruene Hall, and charming Hill Country wineries.
* Austin & San Antonio (45-minute drive) – Explore two of Texas' most vibrant cities!
✨ Book your unforgettable farm stay today! Experience the best of San Marcos Hill Country, where nature, comfort, and adventure meet.
Guest Access:
Guests have access to the entire property, though we of course request that you use common sense and respect the privacy of the other guests staying here. ***There are four additional cottages on site…so we’re hoping you’ll want to return and try them all!!!
The Neighborhood:
The Rustic Barnyard is nestled in the majestic oak groves of San Marcos. This beautiful area is known as part of the Texas Hill Country! This property is safely located towards the top of a hill at the end of a cul-de-sac, surrounded by amazing people who love mini-farming.
Getting Around:
Although we are in close proximity to all the wonders of San Marcos, we highly recommend renting a car to really explore all that the Hill Country has to offer.
We're found in farm country, but there's still lots to do!
We're just 1 mile from the Flying Armadillo Disc Golf Club Course.
We are 7 miles away from Texas State University-Bobcat Stadium.
We love the Five Mile Dam Parks, a fabulous spot for river swimming, fishing and picnicking.
The Old Lime Kiln trailhead is 6.5 miles away; it leads to the beautiful 250-acre spring lake natural area.
Or jump into the San Marcos River with an inner tube or kayak!
Reserve a spot with the Clear Kayak Sunset Glow Tour, reservation necessary!
Check out Wonder World Cave and Park, a one-of-a-kind theme park, known as the first show cave in Texas.
Or check out the opportunities for dining and drinking. San Marcos is home to fine restaurants and a half dozen craft breweries.
Beyond that brief (and admittingly woefully inadequate) list there are dozens more recreational opportunities. Let's talk!!!
Other Things to Note:
You'll have access to a well stocked kitchen with everything you need for cooking. But Uber eats will deliver as well!
***You'll find the shared laundry space in the outbuilding nearest your cottage. ***Please note the full washer and dryer are shared with the rear yellow cottage (The Country Cottage) - We provide laundry pods and dryer sheets!***
Parking is available on the side of the house and is accessible by following the dirt road on the left side of the property. When you enter the gate, continue straight and follow the curved dirt road in front of the yellow cottage and then turn right towards the back of the property; you will dead end at the cabin. The front door will be to the right, up the stairs.
Two smart TVs in both the bedrooms have streaming capabilities for Netflix, HULU, Amazon Prime and YouTube.
The cottage is equipped with Elon Musk's high speed ‘StarLink’ internet and Wi-Fi for working professionals.
We provide wood for the chiminea. During particularly dry summers Hays County may implement a ban on outdoor fires.
There is a shared outdoor laundry shed in between the Chicken House and the Country Cottage (yellow house). Laundry detergent provided.
Please don't smoke inside. Smoke whatever you have outside.
Sorry, no pets. There are free range/wandering chickens and guinea hens and a guard dog on site as well as corralled goats. ***WE KINDLY ASK THAT YOU “DO NOT” FEED THE ANIMALS UNLESS GIVEN PERMISSION TO…IF THE ANIMALS ARE GIVEN THE WRONG FOOD, THEY CAN POTENTIALLY GET SICK AND DIE.***
Interaction with Guests:
Our family of Super Hosts strive to provide an exceptional guest experience, through intentional hospitality and servitude. We are grateful and honored for the opportunity to serve you, friends and family!
