Fantastic 3-Bedroom House in Birch Bay

About this property

Hilltop tropical retreat with insane 180° views of Birch Bay, the islands & Mt. Baker

* Freshly restored 3BR/2BA stunner on a private hilltop cul-de-sac
* 5 minutes to Birch Bay’s epic beach (you can hear the waves from the deck)
* 10 minutes to Birch Bay's lobster rolls & coffee
* 15 minutes to the Canadian border when you need poutine
* Zero road noise – just eagles screaming and seals clapping

WHAT’S INCLUDED (because we want you obsessed)

* Wake-up-and-scream views: Birch Bay, San Juans, and Mt. Baker doing its cotton-candy thing twice a day
* Bald eagles that fly so close you’ll name them (current residents: Karen & Chad)
* Brand-new massive deck that basically triples your living space
* 400 Mbps Wi-Fi that works on the deck while you pretend to work
* 55” 4K smart TV with every streaming app ever invented
* Hotel-crisp linens, fluffy towels, and a starter stash of coffee, tea, shampoo — the good stuff
* Full-size washer/dryer + free detergent & softener
* King primary bed that will ruin all other beds for you
* Flexible second & third bedrooms (sleeps 6 without drama)

THE ONLY RULES

No smoking indoors (deck’s fine, the eagles don’t care)
No parties (the house is too pretty for that energy)
Pets considered case-by-case ($350 refundable deposit + $150 fee) — we love dogs, just tell us first

RATES

* Less than one overpriced Birch Bay motel room + the sadness of carpet from 1997.
* Message us your dates right now and we’ll send the drone video that has made grown adults ugly-cry into their coffee.
* Cleaning Fee: $300
* All prices include everything. No sneaky fees, no resort nonsense, no surprises.
* Final tropical touches (showers + deck furniture) wrapping up early 2026 — you’re getting the finished masterpiece.

Book it before someone else does. This one breaks hearts when it’s taken.