Summary:
- Wake up in a stylish space with bold, botanical feature walls
- Located near downtown, beaches, and the Arts District hotspots
- Enjoy a private courtyard, fenced yard, and BBQ for relaxing nights
- Walk to restaurants, parks, and shops—no car needed for essentials
- Book your stay now and explore Sarasota like a local
The Space:
🏡 *Well, well, well... look what Mother Nature's been up to!*
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the house that made the great outdoors say "I need an indoor makeover!" This 2-bedroom architectural marvel is what happens when urban design gets inspired by a garden and decides to bring the whole botanical show inside!
The living room is rocking a grass wall that's basically a lawn that got tired of the whole horizontal thing and decided to go vertical. "Gravity? Never heard of her!" it says, while a luxuriously cozy sectional lounges about, ready for your next Netflix marathon. It's the kind of comfy that makes your yoga pants feel overdressed - perfect for those moments when you need to seriously contemplate whether to watch just one more episode (spoiler alert: you will).
But wait - this house is just getting warmed up! Mosey on over to the master bedroom, where another grass wall is living its best life. It's like having your own personal meadow that learned to defy physics! And just when you think you've got this place figured out, the second bedroom throws a pink flower party so fabulous it makes cotton candy look boring. It's the kind of room that has butterflies applying for permanent residence!
The dining area? Oh honey, it's only sporting a yellow flower wall that's brighter than a golden retriever's personality! It's like having breakfast with a bouquet that decided to super-size itself. Your social media followers will think you're dining in a sunshine factory!
And don't even get me started on that kitchen - it's so glossy and modern, your reflection will feel underdressed. The stainless steel appliances are standing there looking so fancy, Gordon Ramsay would probably give them a high-five!
This isn't just a house - it's what happens when a botanical garden and a modern art museum decide to elope and build their dream home! Perfect for anyone who wants their vacation photos to make their friends say "Wait, WHAT?" while simultaneously hitting that booking button faster than a caffeinated hummingbird! 🌿✨
Just remember: chatting with the grass walls is totally normal after day three. They're excellent listeners, though their conversation skills are a bit... garden variety! 🌸
Guest Access:
Welcome to your home-away-from-home, where "make yourself at home" isn't just a saying - it's the whole enchilada! 🍜
Picture this: you're not just getting a key, you're being handed the golden ticket to your very own second-floor sanctuary! Every sleek corner of this one-bedroom wonder is yours to explore, like a chic urban treehouse for grown-ups who still know how to have fun. You're getting the full VIP, all-access, backstage pass to this ultra-modern wonderland that's so stylish, even the coat hooks think they're modern art installations!
Want to raid the fridge at 3 AM for some midnight munchies? Go for it - your secret is safe with the designer light fixtures! Feel like practicing your Grammy acceptance speech in the living room with its perfectly positioned furniture? The stage is yours, and trust us, even the throw pillows make an excellent audience!
This isn't just some "here's your room, stick to it" situation - oh no! You're getting the whole shebang, the complete package, the entire contemporary castle-in-the-sky (minus the talking furniture, though our stylish pieces do speak volumes in their own quiet way). Every nook is your nook, every cranny your cranny, every cool corner your potential new spot for pretending you're a sophisticated coffee connoisseur or practicing your "this is my vacation home" swagger.
So spread out, kick back on our cloud-soft throws, and make yourself at home - because that's exactly what this is. Your home. (At least until check-out time, but let's not think about that part just yet! 😉) Time to live your best "interior design magazine cover model" life in this perfectly curated slice of paradise!
The Neighborhood:
Welcome to Central Coconut, where convenience does the cha-cha with culture! Let me paint you a picture of this neighborhood that's more well-stocked than the Publix that's practically your new neighbor (and yes, those famous Pub Subs are just a hop and a skip away!).
Picture this: You're living in the kind of spot where Pioneer Park is your front yard's cooler cousin, offering enough green space to make Mother Nature do a happy dance. And speaking of dancing, the Van Wezel Performing Arts Hall (that purple architectural masterpiece that looks like a seashell had a party with modern art) is right in your cultural backyard!
But wait - there's more excitement than a squirrel at a nut festival! There's a recording studio nearby where future Grammy winners might be laying down tracks while you're laying down your beach towel. And speaking of water adventures, jet ski rentals are so close, you can practically hear the waves high-fiving your sense of adventure!
This neighborhood is like a perfect sandwich (speaking of Pub Subs again... mmm): layered with convenient shopping on one side, cultural attractions in the middle, and water sports excitement spread on top like premium mayo. It's the kind of place where you can start your morning with a peaceful park stroll, grab groceries for lunch, catch a matinee at Van Wezel, and end your day zooming across the waves on a jet ski - all without your GPS breaking a sweat!
Think of it as the Swiss Army knife of neighborhoods - it's got a tool (or in this case, an awesome attraction) for every occasion!
Getting Around:
Sarasota Bradenton International Airport to 1201 Central Ave, Sarasota, FL 34236
Head west on University Pkwy toward Airport Cir
0.3 mi
Use the left 2 lanes to turn left onto N Tamiami Trl
2.2 mi
At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto 14th St
Sarasota Bradenton International Airport to 1201 Central Ave, Sarasota, FL 34236
Drive 2.9 miles, 7 min
Sarasota Bradenton Int'l Airpo!
Turn right onto Central Ave
0.3 mi 463 ft
Other Things to Note:
Easy Check-In Process 🏡
It’s just like when you check in at a hotel and give your ID and security deposit to the front desk, except our front desk is online! It's super easy to complete on your phone! We use a web-based system called Happy Guest, and you’ll receive a personalized rental agreement, ID verification, and a simple security hold (which is not a security deposit) to receive your arrival instructions. It’s simple: finish these steps, and you’re all set to enjoy your stay! Note: arrival info won’t be sent without completing these steps, and refunds aren’t possible if skipped. Your personalized guidebook will give you all the info about the home, my favorite local spots, automatic early check-in notifications, and sometimes even late checkout! You can even share it with friends and family! Got questions? Just message us anytime!
Interaction with Guests:
Ah, welcome to our cozy corner of the 'hood, where we're like your friendly neighborhood superheroes - but instead of capes, we wear "Available To Help" badges! We're just a stone's throw away (though please don't actually throw stones, the neighbors get jumpy 😉).
Our hosting style is like a well-choreographed dance where you're the lead and we're your enthusiastic backup dancers - ready to jump in with jazz hands when needed, but totally cool hanging in the wings while you do your solo! Think of us as your local support squad - not hovering like helicopter hosts, but ready to swoop in faster than you can say "Where's the best pizza place around here?"
We're masters of the art of "being there without being there" - like your favorite comfy sweater, always ready when you need us, but perfectly content staying in the closet when you don't. Whether you need local tips, emergency assistance, or just want to know which coffee shop makes the kind of cappuccino that'll make your taste buds write poetry, we're your people!
Just remember: you're the director of this vacation production, and we're your trusty stage crew - invisible until needed, but always ready to adjust the spotlight or fix a squeaky door. No script required - just let us know what would make your stay absolutely fabulous!
